(Source: stripedpants)

Homestuck according to the fandom
Vriska:My name is Vriska Serket and I am nothing more than a 8ig fat 8itchy whore.
Terezi:1M 4 BL1ND SLUT WHO H4S TWO BOYS BOTH M4DLY 1N LOV3 W1TH M3 BUT 1 ONLY W4NT TH3M FOR TH31R BLOOD
Roxy:yse im heer and i wnat to bang yuo
Eridan:wwell thats a cod damn good thing because im a desperate guy wwith no spine wwho just wants evveryone's bulge
Sollux:even though ii have 2hown iintere2t iin ff ii ju2t really want two be wiith eriidan.
Karkat:FUCKASS.
Tavros:,,,i,,,uHH,,,dON'T KNOW WHAT TO,,,uHH,,,SAY,,,
Feferi:T)(at's fin, i can talk for you b--ecause I'm SO -----EXCIT---ED! ABOUT --EV--ERYFIN!
Kanaya:Lesbians And Fashion
Rose:Bitchiness and superiority. Also wizards.
Dirk:Gay.
Jake:Gayer, by the devils dickens.
Gamzee:MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS aNd FaYgO bRoThEr
Aradia:... -never used by any0ne-

Anonymous asked: Undaria pinnatifida. Google it.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

What?

EDIT: upon searching, I found that this is seaweed? Why am I…oh god. Are you someone who knows me as Seaweed? (there ARE people out there who know me as such.)

(Source: cuddlypoops)

(Source: -diannas)

infinitymechanism:

on a scale of dead squirrel to aradia megido how ok are you

(Source: pusheverybutton)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck
“John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck

“John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy.”

smugleaf42:

Hey.
Hey guys.
Look how productive I’m being

smugleaf42:

Hey.

Hey guys.

Look how productive I’m being

nothisisnotdog:

Going to hell for this.

nothisisnotdog:

Going to hell for this.

final-minute-to-smile:

christgoldman:

Yes sir!

I Cant Even

final-minute-to-smile:

christgoldman:

Yes sir!

I Cant Even